Kevin "Vile" Muscat.

Kevin Muscat is a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad man.

A horror tackle left him red carded vs

Melbourne Heart.

Worst of all, he took

off his captain's armband

and threw it to the ground. Kevin, no offence, but YOU are the reason I have never been

to a soccer match.-Free-Kick!

Transfer Gossip!\Wigan vs Aston Villa.

Phew! Real Madrid signed Adebayor on loan to solve their striker problem.

AC Milan want Chelsea's Alex.

Ajax have decided they will not sell Luis Suarez.

Arsenal's Carlos Vela is going to join Valencia.

Wolfburg want Milan Jovanovic of Liverpool for 6 million.

Tottenham now want Everton captain Phil Neville. Did the Kop bribe Hotspur to tear down Everton from the inside? :) Where will Tim Cahill and Mikel Arteta go?

Man United are joining in, wanting Jack Rodwell. The Kop really are feral, huh? ;)

Inter Milan want Luis Fabiano.

Shaun Wright-Phillips might go to Bolton.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi might have to work TOGETHER for once. Man United have signed them both! Fergie you genius!

JUST KIDDING!

Wigan scored through McCarthy after Agbonlahor and Young scored. 2-1 to Villa.-Free-Kick!

Thriller!

Man United almost were dead and buried after Craig Cathcart and DJ Campbell scored to make two for Blackpool. Along came Dimitar Berbatov in the 72nd minute and fired home. Then, later, Javier Hernandez ran on to a Ryan Giggs ball and slotted an important goal. Then Berbatov scored late for a win. Overall, Man United were still better. The Blackpool goals came from corners, which is forgivable, but still a bit sloppy. 3-2. -Free-Kick!

Australia 6 Uzbekistan 0!

Amazing result for the Aussies! 6-0 against a semi-finalist! Now we face Japan in the final, an ideal result, as we often have beaten Japan, with the exception of 2007 Asian Cup Quarter Finals.Go Aussies!-Free-Kick!

PS: Japan won the thrilling match on penalties.

Chelsea vs Bolton!

Chelsea scored once through Drogba. And Bolton scored 136 through Jussi Jaarskelainen. No they didn't. Mr Jussi Ihaveahardlastnametospell is really a goalie!

1-0 to Chelsea.-Free-Kick!

Some FA Cup games!

Man United vs Southampton.

Chelsea vs Everton.

Tottenham vs Fulham.

Arsenal vs Huddersfield.

Man City vs Notts Country.

And a bit of spice...........

Blackburn vs Aston Villa! Looks good!-Free-Kick!

Bent it like Beckham!\ Transfer Gossip!

Darren Bent scored against Man City to move Aston Villa out of the relegation zone and demote City to 3rd place! Not bad.

Transfer Gossip:

Charlie Adam wants to join Liverpool, but Blackpool won't let him!

Tottenham want to buy Lassana Diarra off Real Madrid. It'll cost them 18 million pounds! God!

Sunderland have signed Ricardo Fuller for 4 million.

Ajax want 20 million for Suarez. Gulp. What if Ajax go bankrupt?

Real Madrid want Roman Pavlyuchenko of Tottenham. But on loan.

Chelsea want David Luiz from Benfica for 26 million.

Sunderland want Inter Milan's Ghanian enforcer, Sulley Muntari. On loan.

Emmanuel Adebayor is actually going to Monaco!!!-Free-Kick!

Australia!!!

The Aussies beat Iraq 1-0 in extra time thanks to a Harry Kewell strike! Over the hill? Nah! Now we have Uzbekistan, who have found good form, so we should be cautious.

I still think we'll win! And I predicted the last 4!-Free-Kick!

Transfer Gossip!

United want Sergio Ramos, valued at 25 million pounds!
Adebayor wants Monaco back!
Liverpool want Luis Suarez and Kesiuke Honda!
Aston Villa want Charlie Adam!
Steven Pienaar is going to Spurs!
Darren Bent going to Aston Villa!
Sunderland want Micheal Owen!
Ishmael Miller on loan to QPR!
John Carew maybe to West Ham!
Sunderland want Roman Pavlyuchenko!
Madrid want Tevez!
Barca want Man United back Rafael!
Tottenham want Luis Fabiano!

Cantona is managing the Cosmos!

United legend, Eric Cantona is going to manage the New York Cosmos-ohhhh! Come on Eric, what about Melbourne Victory?-Free-Kick!

Australia beat Bahrain with Jedinak!

Jedinak strikes again vs Bahrain, while Korea can't beat us on goal average. We will play Iraq in the quarter-finals! We should win, then we play Uzbekistan-probably. And Qatar qualified for the quarter-finals! Should be short-lived, they play Japan-lol.-GO AUSTRALIA!-Free-Kick!

This is what we are playing for!

1-1!

Australia had a honourable 1 all draw against Korea Republic. Here are the main contributions.

Ja-Cheol Koo 24' assist by Dong-Won Ji.

M. Jedinak 62' assist by L. Neill.

It's an okay result, proving that Australia could well go all the way! Oh, and Bahrain beat India 5-2.-Free-Kick!

More Asian Cup Results!

Jordan-1 Saudi Arabia-0

Syria-1 Japan-2 Tonight: AUSTRALIA VS KOREA REPUBLIC!

Don't miss it. About 60% of you will because it's on Foxtel! Sorry!-Free-Kick!

International Tables!

Here are some tables from European club leagues!

Spain: 1.Barcelona 2. Real Madrid 3. Villareal 4. Valencia 5. Espanyol.

Italy: 1. Milan 2. Napoli 3. Lazio 4. AS Roma 5. Palermo.

Germany: 1. Borussia Dortmund. 2. Mainz 05. 3. Bayer Leverkusen. 4. Hannover 96. 5. Bayern Munchen.

France: 1. Lille. 2. PSG. 3. Stade Rennes. 4. Olympique Lyon. 5. Olympique Marseille.

Thanks!-Free-Kick!

Asian Cup Predictions!

Group A-China PR and Uzbekistan.

Group B- Syria and Japan.

Group C-Australia and Korea Republic.

Group D- Iran and UAE.

Quarter-Finals: China PR vs Japan-Japan. Uzbekistan vs Syria-Uzbekistan. Australia and UAE-Australia. Korean Republic vs Iran-Korean Republic.

Semi-Finals- Japan vs Uzbekistan- Japan. Australia vs Korean Republic-Australia on penalties.

Final-Australia vs Japan-Australia!

Third Place Play-off- Korea Republic vs Uzbekistan-Korea Republic.

That's it for now!-Free-Kick!

Results!

Uzbekistan-2 Kuwait-1

China PR-0 Qatar-2 OMG!

Tomorrow night the Aussies have Korea Republic, a tournament favourite! GO AUSSIES!-Free-Kick!

A short tour of Qatar......

Qatar shocked the world ( AND ME! ) when they won the 2022 bid. Here's how we lost, how Qatar won, and why the decision sucked.

We lost because: Our presentation didn't meet expectations. Instead of perhaps some musical and theatrical people, we chose to make Americans think of us as ever bigger plonkers. Nice job.

We have plenty of things other than kangaroos and Vegemite in Australia. Now, if we could just convince Frank Lowy about that.......

Why Qatar won: Bribery. They splashed millions on FIFA with gifts and luxury hotels. Money CAN buy love!? Yes. Well, why isn't that corruption? FIFA are an organisation, not a business.

They can do whatever they like. It's still unfair, but it's not corruption.

Why the decision sucked: 1. In the Qatari summer, it gets up to 50 degrees. Leave a raw egg on a player's head, and it just might fry. 2. Qatar has no movie stars or music stars. I think I hear someone saying "Like YOU have better!" Umm...... Guy Sebastian, Jessica Maubuoy, AC/DC, INXS, Wolfmother, Short Stack- AND THAT'S JUST THE MUSICIANS! 3. Their mascot is a lion. How original. Just last year we had a leopard! The first one was a lion! Genius! 4. The Lonely Planet called Doha, Qatar's capital, the dullest place on earth. 5. A tiny population of 1.7 million. 6. There are only 5 stadiums. 7. Qatar have never qualified for a world cup, and isn't the world cup about soccer?

However, FIFA will not change their minds. But the image pictured is disturbing!-Free-Kick!

The Asian Cup So Far.......

Here are all the matches!

Qatar-0 Uzbekistan-2

Kuwait-0 China PR-2

Japan-1 Jordan-1

Saudi Arabia-1 Syria-2

India-0 Australia-4

Korea Republic-2 Bahrain-1

Korea DPR-0 UAE-0

Iraq-1 Iran-2

Tonight: Kuwait vs Uzbekistan.

CUL8R!-Free-Kick!

Funny soccer pic!

TA-DA!- Free-Kick

Top 5........... Movers and Sliders

5.Wayne Rooney:Slider. I hate to admit it, but Wazza has lost the World Cup, form, and spot to Berbatov at United. I'm SO sorry! :(

4. Samir Nasri: Mover. He and FABergas carry Arsenal. Plus, his current scoresheet ranking is pleasently dangerous.

3.Thierry Henry:Slider. He is a little CHEAT! He failed at the world cup! He got the cheerio from Barca and moved to the lowly New York Red Bulls! SHAMEFUL!

2. Diego Forlan: Mover. It's a surprise he's not #1! Carried Uruguay to the semis, Golden Ball at the World Cup, Europa League with Athletico Madrid- HE RULES!

1.Tim Cahill:Mover. Cahill has scored 9 goals this season, broken the record for most headed goals in the EPL, and become the first player to score in 3 different Merseyside derbys. The Aussie Zidane. See u l8r!-Free-Kick!

My Perfect XI! With..... Steven Pienaar!

WARNING! WARNING! This has not been authorised by Pienaar, but these are his words!

Goalkeeper: Joe Hart was the best goalkeeper in the EPL last season while on loan to Birmingham. He's difficult to beat, and has an old head on young shoulders. He'll do well for City.

Defenders: Glen Johnson is a great right-back, I like how he bombs forward and creates goals. On the left, I've gone for my Everton teammate Baines- he's top quality.Then my centre-backs are Dawson and Vermaelen. Dawson is one of the best in England and Vermaelen was a genius signing for Arsenal.

Midfielders: Luka Modric has got all the skill in the world and an excellent football brain. I picked De Jong in the anchor role as he's really tough and wins lots of tackles. Fabergas is one of the hardest players I've faced- you never know what he'll do next! Florent Malouda was on top form for Chelsea last season. He's a superb dribbler and crosser-I really rate him.

Forwards: Chelsea's Drogba is a frightening prospect for any defender. He's well built but there's so much more to him than brute force. I couldn't not pick Rooney: Wayne's one of my favourite strikers. He can score goals for Man United and is a serious team player. What a strike force! See ya!-Free-Kick!

From the Match Attax Starter Pack.

Take a Bow!\ Man U Target Busquets!\Beckham back from the dead!

Leeds drew with Arsenal! 1-1! Robert Snodgrass scored a penalty, just for Cesc Fabergas (GOD! Arsenal don't deserve him! ) to score a penalty in the 90th minute! Walcott dived to get the win though. :( Manchester United target World Cup winner Sergio Busquets! It will cost them 25 million, but just do it! Barca don't seem to want him! Meanwhile, at Tottenham, Beckham is coming to train until Feburary the 10th! Redknapp is also after Everton's Phil Neville!

How about getting Harry Potter as well? Beckham won't leave.- Free-Kick!

Ballon D'or Result!

Leo Messi, the super skilful Argentine has taken home the Ballon D'or! It was either him, Xavi, Iniesta, Villa, anyone from Barca! Congrats dude!-Free-Kick!

Australia vs India!-4-0

Well, the Aussies have shown a strong start, beating India 4-0, topping the group while a sloppy Korea Republic scraped home a 2-1 win vs Bahrain. Here are the main match events!

11' T. Cahill scores, assist by B. Emerton.

25' H. Kewell scores, assist by L. Wilkshere.

45' B Holman scores, assist by B. Emerton.

65' T. Cahill scores, assist by L. Wilkshere.

MoTm: L. Wilkshere\ T. Cahill.

THIS MAKES CAHILL THE JOINT TOP SCORER! Woo hoo! Come on Australia!-Free-Kick!

Sorry!

Sorry that last post didn't work out too well. :(- Free-Kick.

OMG!

Man United were too strong for the Reds, with Giggsy converting a penalty and Gerrard getting sent off! OMG! Chelsea beat Ipswich 7-0! OMG! Leichester drew with Man City! OMG! Here is the EPL table!

1	Man Utd	20												44
2	Man City	22												42
3	Arsenal	21												40
4	Tottenham	21												36
5	Chelsea	21												35
6	Sunderland	22												33
7	Bolton	22												30
8	Newcastle	21												28
9	Blackburn	22												28
10	Stoke	21												27
11	Everton	21												25
12	Liverpool	20												25
13	Blackpool	19												25
14	Fulham	21												22
15	Birmingham	20												22
16	West Brom	21												22
17	Wolverhampton	21												21
18	Aston Villa	21												21
19	Wigan	21												21
20	West Ham	22												20
See ya!-Free-Kick!