Arsenal vs Barca!

David Villa scores and Arsenal are worried. What do you do if you're in that position? SCORE TWO GOALS AND WIN, THAT'S WHAT! Nicely done Arsenal!-Free-Kick!

AC Milan vs Tottenham

Amazing result for Spurs, 1-0. Crouch scored, therefore giving Tottenham good momentum for the second leg.-Free-Kick!

Gossip!

Manchester United want Andrea Pirlo, Maarten Skeletenburg, Jose Enrique and Pepe Reina.
Liverpool want Bojan Krkic, Christian Eriksen and Gervinho.
Newcastle want Gervinho.
Chelsea want Kaka.
Lazio want Jonas Gutierrez and Nicklas Bentder.
Galastratay want Salomon Kalou.
Arsenal want Pepe Reina.
Marseille want DIDIER DROGBA! Punching above thier weight much?
Blackburn want Luis Fabiano!? More weight punching!
AC Milan want Nicklas Bentder.-Free-Kick!

GOSS!

Liverpool's Reina could be joining Man United with Edwin van Der Sar retiring the end of the season. I could never get used to cheering Reina on.

Chelsea are probably getting rid of Didier Drogba, Florent Malouda, John Obi Mikel, Jose Bosingwa and Yuri Zhirkov.

Gregory van der Wiel is being hunted by Chelsea and Man City.

Man United want Chilean winger Alexis Sanchez.

Shay Given maybe will be Given to Arsenal, ho ho.

New York Red Bulls want Nicholas Anelka.

Chelsea want Pepe of Real Madrid.

Ryan Giggs has been voted United's best ever player. I'd choose Cantona.

C U L 8 R-Free-Kick!

Gary Neville has retired.

I am soooooo sad. This is depressing for us at Old Trafford. Image above. Enough talk. More weeping. United's son has left. WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! -Free-Kick! :( :( :(

Suarez and Carroll 2 Liverpool, Torres has left!

Luis Suarez and Andy Carroll have left their clubs to join Liverpool! Torres has left Anfield in favour of Stamford Bridge!

What next?-Free-Kick!

Japan won Asian Cup :(

Sorry I haven't posted earlier I've been too upset. To be honest, I still think David Carney should be hung. What was he doing?????-Free-Kick!